Aeryk egan biography of barack

Oh how true that statement is and due to a fortuitous bout of insomnia that had me channel surfing in the early-morning hours, I can now rebuff anyone that uses that line as a selling point. Of course, the fellow who reviewed the film for Slasherpool might be the only human in the history of humans to state the titular quote.

If you’re a piñata aficionado or simply have an interest in really bad movies, well Piñata: Survival Island might just be for you. I cannot recommend it as a “so bad it’s good” feature as I only caught the last ten minutes and that brief glimpse led me to believe that it’s so bad, it’s just bad. It’s the kind of movie where you mumble to yourself, “Someone actually believed this needed to be written down?”

It was entrapment that I watched what I did. As I said, I was channel-surfing when I was confronted with…well…I really don’t know how to describe it. Remember the little tiki idol that caused so much mayhem when the Brady Bunch went to Hawaii? Well, imagine that tiki idol roughly eight-feet tall, breathing fire, and rampaging through a jungle wielding a battle axe. Understandably, my hand froze on the remote as I watched, boggle-eyed.

Apparently, the angry tiki thing burst forth from a piñata. Man, I already have a feeling that someone out there, either suffering from insomnia or bad taste in viewing choices, caught this flick and will be touting it as a solution to the illegal immigration debate.

Piñata: Survival Island is not without star power, though. One of the survivors of the piñata run amok is Jaime Pressly from My Name Is Earl. In fact, she dispatches with the evil spirit by quickly assembling a Molotov cocktail and handcuffing it to the creature’s ceremonial headdress (or maybe it was just its misshapen cranium). It also stars Aeryk Egan who seemingly put more thought into making his stage name a bastardization of Eric than in choosing his roles (

Film awards ceremony in Studio City, California

The 14th Youth in Film Awards ceremony (now known as the Young Artist Awards), presented by the Youth in Film Association, honored outstanding youth performers under the age of 21 in the fields of film, television, theater and music for the 1991-1992 season, and took place on January 16, 1993, at the Sportsmen's Lodge in Studio City, California.

Established in 1978 by long-standing Hollywood Foreign Press Association member, Maureen Dragone, the Youth in Film Association was the first organization to establish an awards ceremony specifically set to recognize and award the contributions of performers under the age of 21 in the fields of film, television, theater and music.

Categories

★ Bold indicates the winner in each category.

Best Young Performer in a Motion Picture

Best Young Actor Starring in a Motion Picture

★Elijah Wood - Radio Flyer (Columbia Pictures)

Best Young Actress Starring in a Motion Picture

★Alisan Porter - Curly Sue (Warner Bros)

Best Young Actor Co-Starring in a Motion Picture

★ Jimmy Workman - The Addams Family (Paramount)

Best Young Actress Co-Starring in a Motion Picture

★ Courtney Peldon - Out on a Limb (Universal Pictures)

Best Young Actor Under 10 in a Motion Picture

★ Joseph Gordon-Levitt - A River Runs Through It (Columbia Pictures)

Best Young Actress Under 10 in a Motion Picture

★ Nancy Moore Atchison - Fried Green Tomatoes (Universal Pictures)

Best Young Performer in a Television Movie

Best Young Actor in a Television Movie

★ Bumper Robinson - The Jacksons: An American Dream (ABC)

Best Young Actress in a Television Movie

★ Ariana Richards - Locked Up: A Mother's Rage (CBS)

Best Young Actor in a Cable Movie

★ Martin Gardner - Memphis (TNT)

Best Young Actress in a Cable Movie

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